this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them
well then WHAT is the point
we needed a 3 bedroom house so i figured a boat would be good
Don’t worry Gavin Free I had Adam Ellis help me move your desk. https://vine.co/v/M1Mr66eDbAD
adam is cute as fuck for a giant man with a giant beardlike he’s basically a bear but a really cute bear
'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail
I quit the internet. Oh my god. I laughed so hard.
when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food
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It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
FACT OF THE DAY: you can create homemade apple juice by smashing an apple with a hammer 19 times